[REVIEW] VS Arashi 2017.06.22

VS Arashi 2017.06.22

Opponent Guest : Female Comedian

Plus One Guest : Mukai Osamu, Ono Machiko

I just translated the interesting talk for today's episode. And you must know that at July 13th, VS Arashi will become 2 hours special. (I hope that I can have time to translate the show)

Opening Talk

Sho : Well, I want to ask this to Arashi's member. Is there any comedian that catches your attention, recently?

Nino : Comedian?

Sho : For me, it's Miki.

Aiba : The brother comedian.

Sho : That's right, they're brother. They were really funny.

Aiba : That's right.

Sho : And then, Nozono-san from Galibenz.

Nino : Who is he?

Sho : You don't watch TV, everyone?

(Then Sho explaining about Nozono-san's joke)

Leader : For me, it's the person who make an impersonation of Johnny's. Their impersonation about us was really interesting.

Sho : On the other day, they did an impersonation of Matsumoto Jun who presented about Otake Shinobu-san at Kouhaku.

Matsujun : What's that?

Sho : You don't watch TV, everyone?

Kicking Sniper

When they about to start the Kicking Sniper, the Heaven's Voice asked about "What makes you shock about celebrity's rule?".

Aiba : If the clock passed 12 o'clock, it becomes 13 o'clock, right. Because of that calculation, until now I'm still confused about what time is that.

Sho, Nino, Matsujun : Wait, wait!

Nino : That's not celebrity's rule!

Sho : That's not something that happens only in celebrity life.

Aiba : Am I wrong?

Sho : You know if you buy digital clock,  it displays 2 P.M as 14:00.

Aiba : Eh, huh?

Nino : There's also 26:00, right?

Aiba : Yes, like 28:00 or 27:00 also.

Sho : That's! Everyone was surprised, "Eh? Are you stupid?". Everyone thinks like that.

Then Sho asked about what time the Aiba's drama shooting ended today. And it became Aiba's drama promotion like always.

(I want to explain what exactly happens with Aiba's talk. In the celebrity world, if they do recording in one day, they will write the time like 25:00, 26:00 and so on. They won't write 4 A.M as 04:00 but 28:00.)

Pinball Runner

One of the member of female comedian, Yokozawa Natsuko, said that she have something to say to Nino. She said that when she was participated in Nino's TV program, there was a survey about, "Is Yokozawa Natsuko ugly?". And they also asked to the hospital's doctor about her face structure. And the result from that doctor was said that her face is so far away from beauty. Then, after the recording end, Nino came and talk to Yokozawa. Nino said, "Yokozawa-san, since you tall, I don't think that you're face is too big". Because of that kindness, Yokozawa-san become awkward with Nino since she was really happy. 

 

 

After they finished doing Pinball Runner, Sho said that Nino can catched the pink ball because of Machiko (one of the plus one guest). Sho said, "Machikogane", that means "It's Machiko who do that". FYI, Machikogane is one of the Nino's movie line. It became popular because Aiba made an impersonation about it at the concert. And then, Aiba told Nino to do the "Machikogane", then Nino ended up do the "Machikogane" at the end of Pinball Runner.

I'm sorry I just can translated until this point because I'm so busy this week :(